Sam Morril compares converting to being a 2004 Knicks fan
Sam Morril had one line about Sydney Sweeney meeting with rabbis, and it was the rough kind of respect.
Specials, tours and cancellations
Legion of Skanks running the full list of SiriusXM comedy cuts
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Skankfest asks who is coming to NOLA in November
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The bit everyone reposted
Sam Morril on Sydney Sweeney converting: like being a Knicks fan
Sam Morril replied to a New York Post item about Sydney Sweeney meeting with rabbis while she and Scooter Braun think about kids. One sentence, no thread, and the punchline is a timeline joke about choosing a losing team on purpose. It is the shortest possible post doing all the work.
Converting to Judaism now is like becoming a Knicks fan in 2004.