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What the funniest people on X were talking about this week.

Every week we read 50 of the biggest stand-up comedians, clubs and comedy podcasts on X and pull out the bits, the beef, the specials and the arguments that mattered. Every quote is real and links to the original post.

46 posts read this week. 5 worth your time.

Most talked about today

  • Luis J. Gomez
    @luisjgomez
    X
    If I asked the people what they wanted they’d say a faster horse.
    Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
  • Jeff Dye
    @JeffDye
    X
    Let us remember that Noah looked like a fool too till it started raining.
    Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
  • Tim Butterly
    @timbutterly
    X
    Podcasters throw your male/female numbers up I wanna see if this is an alarming ratio.
    Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
  • Lunch Meat
    @LunchMeatStan
    X
    That’s not the Roman numeral for 34… they don’t work like that 😂 it’s XXXIV, what you have is a 3 and a 4.
    Sep 12, 2026 · View on X
  • Luis J. Gomez
    @luisjgomez
    X
    Old dudes watching old dudes. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
    Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
  • Luis J. Gomez
    @luisjgomez
    X
    The head is the least painful place for a tattoo
    Sep 13, 2026 · View on X

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Luis Gomez has a head tattoo, fans checked the math

Luis J. Gomez spent Sunday defending a new head tattoo from replies who hated it, hurt for it, and pointed out the Roman numerals are wrong.

The big stuff

Luis Gomez defends head tattoo as fan says the Roman numerals are wrong

Luis J. Gomez got a tattoo on his head and his followers had notes. One fan told him it is not the Roman numeral for 34, it is a 3 and a 4 sitting next to each other. When another said he should have asked his fans first, Luis went full Henry Ford. When someone said it had to hurt, Luis said the head is the least painful place to get inked.

Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomez
X
If I asked the people what they wanted they’d say a faster horse.
Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
Lunch Meat
@LunchMeatStan
X
That’s not the Roman numeral for 34… they don’t work like that 😂 it’s XXXIV, what you have is a 3 and a 4.
Sep 12, 2026 · View on X
Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomez
X
The head is the least painful place for a tattoo
Sep 13, 2026 · View on X

Bits and clips

Jeff Dye: Noah looked like a fool too till it started raining

Jeff Dye posted one line about Noah and walked away. No setup, no follow-up, no reply thread. Just the flood.

Jeff Dye
@JeffDye
X
Let us remember that Noah looked like a fool too till it started raining.
Sep 13, 2026 · View on X

Tim Butterly asks for podcast gender splits, Luis Gomez: old dudes watching old dudes

Tim Butterly asked podcasters to post their male/female audience numbers so he could see if the ratio is alarming. Luis J. Gomez posted his and summed it up in five words: old dudes watching old dudes. He says he would not have it any other way.

Tim Butterly
@timbutterly
X
Podcasters throw your male/female numbers up I wanna see if this is an alarming ratio.
Sep 13, 2026 · View on X
Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomez
X
Old dudes watching old dudes. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Sep 13, 2026 · View on X

Quick hits

Are You Garbage special American Garbage drops tonight at 7 pm ET

The Are You Garbage guys say their special American Garbage goes up tonight at 7 pm ET. They say they are proud of it and thanked fans for the support. Sign-off was a very on-brand "Love youse."

Luis Gomez to troll asking why his number threes leave: Steve's been here 16 years

A troll asked Luis J. Gomez why his crew's number threes (the third chair on his show) keep leaving. Luis played dumb and said Steve has been on the show for 16 years. He did not name anyone else or say who left.

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