Luis J. Gomez got mystery mustard in the mail
Two bottles, no explanation, and a comedian claiming the prank as his own.
Luis J. Gomez posted that random Amazon packages started arriving at his place with bottles of mustard inside. He got two of them. He says it was genuinely terrifying and that he cannot explain why.
That is the part that makes it funny. One bottle of mustard turning up unannounced is a mix up, a misdelivery, a thing you shrug at. Two is a pattern, and a pattern means somebody out there knows where you live and has decided mustard is the message. Gomez describes his own reaction as the exact spiral anyone would have, stuck on the word another.
The person claiming credit
dru montana quote posted about it, writing that whoever told Luis about the mustard thing can go fuck themselves, because he had something really good going. He finished it with an eye roll and a laughing face, which is the tell. Read it straight and it is a confession. Read it the way comedians talk to each other online and it is a guy seeing a funny post and grabbing the bit, claiming a prank as his own because the claim is the joke.
Whoever told Luis about the mustard thing can go fuck themselves.. I had something really good going
Either way nobody in the sources has confirmed who sent the mustard, and nothing here says the packages stopped.
The real story
The mustard is not the point. The point is the specific horror of a delivery you did not order showing up more than once, and Gomez finding the correct comic angle on it, which is that the fear makes no sense and he is afraid anyway. There is no threat in a condiment. Your brain does not care.
It also lands as a tidy little snapshot of how a comedian's timeline works. Gomez posts a weird true thing that happened to him. Within the same stretch of timeline another comedian jumps in to insist he was behind it and that an informant spoiled the run. No setup, no punchline structure, just two posts stacked on each other doing the work.
What we do not have is the rest. Nobody has said how many bottles total, what brand, or whether a third one has landed since. Gomez stopped at two and at terrified. dru montana stopped at taking the credit and complaining about the leak.
If the packages keep coming, the bit has somewhere to go. If they stop, Gomez is left with two bottles of mustard he did not buy and a story he will probably tell on a podcast within the week.
I started receiving random Amazon packages with bottles of mustard. I got 2 of them and it was genuinely terrifying.
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