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Hans Kim and Redban trade cake jokes

One funnel cake setup, one fruit cake answer, and nobody else stepped in.

Hans Kim posted that every cake @redban eats is a funnel cake, because he funnels it into his mouth. Redban did not let it sit. He replied with the same joke shape pointed back, saying every cake Hans Kim eats is a fruit cake because he gay.

Hans Kim
@DJHansKim
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Every cake @redban eats is a funnel cake because he funnels it into his mouth
Sep 20, 2026 · View on X

That is the whole fight. Two posts, one structure, a punchline swapped out for another kind of cake.

The joke is the format

What makes it work is that Redban did not try to top the bit. He copied it. Hans Kim built a template, name plus cake plus dumb reason, and Redban just filled in the blanks and hit send. It is the kind of exchange that reads like a text thread that accidentally happened in public.

Redban tagged Hans Kim directly in the reply, so there was no ambiguity about who it was aimed at. Nothing in either post suggests actual friction. It is two guys who clearly know each other doing crowd work on one another with no crowd.

Nobody else got involved

The part worth noting is what did not happen. No pile on, no quote tweets from other comics adding a third cake, no apology thread, no clarification the next morning. The exchange started and stopped with the two of them, which is rare enough on comedy Twitter to be its own small news item.

Read straight, Redban's line is a slur-adjacent insult. Read the way it was obviously meant, it is a playground comeback between two people who trade worse than that off mic. Take it as a bit, because that is plainly what it is.

Neither post came with a show plug, a date, or a link to anything. No podcast episode spawned it. It is a self-contained two post argument about cake, and the funniest thing about it is that both men committed fully to the premise and then walked away.

brian redban
@redban
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Every Cake @DJHansKim eats is a Fruit Cake because he gay
Sep 21, 2026 · View on X

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