Stand-up one-liners
Short-form jokes and premises posted by comedians without setup or context. Every Comedy Weekly story on stand-up one-liners, newest first. 29 stories since September 2026.
- Neal Brennan posts Brad Williams on dwarfism in comedy
One question, one clip, and a comic arguing about his own career from the inside.
- Adam Friedland answers a dead mom joke with four words
A clip, a price tag, and the shortest possible response.
- Sam Morril answers Casey Anthony's Shane Gillis take
One quote-post, one sentence, no thread.
- Cops read Sam Morril's joke notebook out loud, he says
The Your Mom's House Ep. 881 story Morril has apparently been sitting on since his early New Orleans years.
- Yannis Pappas posts a one-liner about women and the word whore
One line, no setup, no thread, and a second sentence that does all the damage.
Understand every beef in five minutes
One email a day. Under three minutes. Sets, specials, podcast blowups and who is not speaking to who.
- Mark Normand tore his scrotum on an LSU fence
The escape plan worked. The jeans did not.
- Mark Normand answers the Pope with one line about God
A death penalty headline got seven words back and nothing else.
- Mark Normand ties the black mermaid dad to a firing squad
Two sentences, one imaginary father, and a Rolling Stone headline doing all the setup work.
- Mark Normand calls a pair of boots Cock Martens
Two words on somebody else's photo, no thread, no explanation, no follow-up.
- Stavros Halkias ends a transphobia take in one line
The reply is one sentence, it never names the guy, and there is no follow up.
- Sam Morril answers Sydney Sweeney news with a Knicks joke
One sentence, one sport, no thread.
- Yannis Pappas jokes Netanyahu flew in to archive a profile
One caption, no thread, no clip, just an emergency operation involving a 20 year old dating profile.
- Luis J. Gomez says he delivered Uber Eats to Peter Thiel
One line, one billionaire customer, and not a word of follow-up from the GaS Digital host.
- Mark Normand grabbed Conan's tie, mic and all
Sam Morril's review of the move on tape was short and not kind.
- Luis J. Gomez sums up the roganverse in one line
A fan question got a nine word answer about where he actually sits in podcasting's biggest orbit.
- Mark Normand answers a coffee study with four words
A study post about coffee, muscle and testosterone got the shortest possible reply.
- Harland Williams sells three sniffs for $22.99 on First Date
His third trip to Lauren Compton's podcast, and he never once drops the character.
- Tim Dillon says he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour
One post, one image, zero details, and every reason to treat it as a bit.
- Yannis Pappas explains why Jesus spoke in parables
The Mystery Boys host pitched the Gospel as a kids' story, farmer included.
- Hans Kim and Redban trade cake jokes
One funnel cake setup, one fruit cake answer, and nobody else stepped in.
- Jim Norton cancels three AT&T Stadium shows for Ed Sheeran
The bit keeps escalating, and now it has a Cowboys owner in it.
- Luis Gomez answers the Boebert staffer report in seven words
One quote tweet, one punchline, nothing after it.
- Luis J. Gomez turns a blades joke on his own father
Two lines, one dark turn, and a one word sign off.
- Jim Norton says his Macklemore joke was a joke
The follow-up post doubles as a tour announcement.
- Luis J. Gomez has terms for the pilot after a $680 flight
Fifty minutes in the air, one very specific demand for the flight crew.
- Jim Norton cancels his stadium shows for Macklemore
The stadium dates do not appear to exist, which is the whole joke.
- Mark Normand calls Schindler's List a little too campy
Two posts, ten words total, and no setup anywhere in sight.
- Tim Dillon posts six words about AI and adds nothing
The Tim Dillon Show host put a doom headline in quotation marks and left it there.
- Mark Normand's week was two one-liners and a clip
No threads, no podcast clips, just the second responders and a naan binary pun.
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