Mark Normand calls a pair of boots Cock Martens
Two words on somebody else's photo, no thread, no explanation, no follow-up.
Mark Normand quote-posted a product photo with a two word caption. The photo came from @edmontondude, who posted it with "I need these!" Normand's addition, in full, was "Cock Martens."
Cock Martens
I need these!
That is the entire post. No thread. No explanation. No reply to anyone pointing out what he had done. The joke is a boot brand pun and it does not need a second line, which is presumably why it did not get one.
The shortest possible caption
This is the shape of a Normand post now. Somebody else does the work of finding the image, he arrives with the words, and then he leaves. The setup is the original poster's sincere enthusiasm, the punchline is two syllables of rebrand, and the gap between those two things is where the whole bit lives. @edmontondude wanted them. Normand named them.
It is a format with no downside. A quote post costs nothing, borrows a stranger's photo for free, and if the caption lands it travels further than anything Normand could have written from scratch. If it does not land, it was two words.
Why it works
The restraint is the craft. A lesser poster adds a laughing emoji, or tags a friend, or explains that the boots look like something. Normand puts down the name and walks off, trusting that anyone looking at the picture gets there instantly. Stand-up writing rewards the same instinct, which is cutting everything before the punchline until there is nothing left to cut.
He has been in a hands on mood lately. Last week on We Might Be Drunk he described grabbing Conan's tie, earlier in the same run of posting and talking. The boots got off easier.
No brand has responded. No one is demanding an apology. For once in comedy this week, a man said two words online and the only consequence was that they were funny.
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