Tim Dillon says he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour
One post, one image, zero details, and every reason to treat it as a bit.
Tim Dillon posted that he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour. That is the whole announcement. Four words, an image attached, and nothing else.
The post from @timjdillon reads "Tim Dillon Joins The Ed Sheeran Tour!" There are no dates. There are no venues. There is no opening slot described, no support billing, no mention of what Dillon would actually be doing on a stadium pop tour. Anyone who wants to buy a ticket to see a stand-up comedian appear at an Ed Sheeran show has been given no information whatsoever about how to do that.
Tim Dillon Joins The Ed Sheeran Tour!
Treat it as a bit
This is the part where certainty matters. Nothing in the post confirms an actual booking, and no one else has said a word. Dillon drops announcements like this out of nowhere and lets them sit, which means the sensible read is a joke until something else backs it up. If a real tour date exists, it will show up somewhere other than a four word post with an exclamation mark.
It also does not arrive cold. Dillon already had an Ed Sheeran tour storyline running, when he earlier said Khalid got dropped from the tour and offered himself up as the replacement. So the new post lands as the payoff to that setup. He asked for the gig, and now he is telling everyone he got it. The comedy is in the confidence, not in the logistics.
That is the shape of a lot of Dillon posting. He states the biggest possible version of a thing in the flattest possible way and refuses to blink. No wink, no follow up, no clarifying reply. The bit only works if he never explains it, so he never explains it, and the replies fill in the rest.
So here is where it stands. Tim Dillon says he is on the Ed Sheeran tour. There is one post, one image, and no supporting detail attached to it. Until that changes, enjoy it as a joke rather than a schedule.