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Tim Dillon says he joined the Ed Sheeran tour

Tim Dillon posted that he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour, the same tour comics have spent two weeks pretending to cancel stadium dates over.

What they said on the pods

Harland Williams charges $22.99 for three sniffs, tells Lauren Compton

Harland Williams told Lauren Compton on her First Date podcast that he is hosting a 1:00 a.m. event where people pay to smell him. He also said a whole night with his ex turned into a fight because he ordered a hot dog at a movie, and that he will not move to Austin now that Pauly Shore is there.

YMH Studios (Your Mom's House
@yt_ymhstudios
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And it's called a sniffing. And people can come in. It's $22.99 each... they get three deep sniffs and one one quick whiff.
Sep 22, 2026 · View on X

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Specials, tours and cancellations

Tim Dillon announces he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour

Tim Dillon posted that he is joining the Ed Sheeran tour, with an image attached and no other explanation. No details on dates or venues, just the announcement itself.

Tim Dillon
@TimJDillon
X
Tim Dillon Joins The Ed Sheeran Tour!
Sep 22, 2026 · View on X

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The bit everyone reposted

Yannis Pappas explains why Jesus spoke in parables

Pappas posted a bit arguing Jesus used parables, basically children's stories, because God came down to explain reality and saw who he was working with. He closed it out by acting the pitch: a farmer, some seeds. It is the latest in a long run of theology posts from him.

yannispappas
@yannispappas
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Okay…there’s a farmer. He has some seeds…
Sep 22, 2026 · View on X

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