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Luis Gomez says dudes don't rat on dudes for cheating

A post about Brendan Schaub got a two line loyalty rule out of Gomez, and he spent the rest of the day defending it.

Luis J. Gomez has a rule about cheating, and it is not the one you would put on a greeting card. @JoeErotic1 posted a video claiming Brendan Schaub's former handler was exposing how Schaub cheats on his wife. Gomez replied to it with two lines, "Be a dude. Dudes don't rat on other dudes for cheating."

Luis J. Gomez
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Be a dude. Dudes don’t rat on other dudes for cheating.
Sep 12, 2026 · View on X

That is the whole position. No hedging, no follow up thread, no walk back.

The replies came, and Gomez stayed put

People did not take it well, and Gomez answered them the way he always answers them, one short line at a time. "This is a gay stance." "I'm not friends with women." And then a clarification that lands somewhere between a defense and a shrug, "I'm not pro cheating but what another man does with his cock is none of my business."

Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomez
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I’m not pro cheating but what another man does with his cock is none of my business.
Sep 12, 2026 · View on X
Luis J. Gomez
@luisjgomez
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This is a gay stance.
Sep 12, 2026 · View on X

We can see his side of that argument and only his side. The posts he was replying to are not in our sources, so what each critic actually said to set him off is not something we can tell you. What is clear is the shape of it, Gomez picking a hard line, then refusing to sand a single edge off it while the quote tweets pile up.

The Schaub part is a claim, not a fact

Worth being straight about this. The cheating allegation about Schaub comes from one third party post promoting a video. Nobody in our sources confirms it. Schaub is not in any of this, at least not in anything we can see. He did not reply, and nothing here comes from him.

So the actual fight is not about Schaub at all. Schaub is the news hook. The argument Gomez is having is about whether loyalty between men outranks telling the truth about one of them, and he has planted himself firmly on the loyalty side and dared his replies to move him.

The real story

This is Gomez's favorite setting. Take a stance most people will not defend in public, state it in the fewest possible words, then let everyone who is mad about it carry the post further than he ever could. The one line answers are not him losing an argument, they are him keeping the thing alive for another few hours.

If you have watched him do this before, you know the ending. He does not delete it. He does not clarify past the one clarification. He goes to bed and it is still up in the morning.

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