Luis J. Gomez salutes the Thing 1 and Thing 2 Halloween guy
One tweet, one costume photo, and a man getting called a real ass dude.
Luis J. Gomez saw a Halloween photo of a man who dressed his wife and his side piece as Thing 1 and Thing 2, and he had exactly one reaction.
"Making your wife and side piece dress up as thing 1 and thing 2!?! Real ass dude right here," Gomez posted. That is the whole post. No thread, no follow up, no moral.
Making your wife and side piece dress up as thing 1 and thing 2!?! Real ass dude right here.
The photo got to him through @acemahogany, who posted under the name Jung Pope and tagged Gomez on the picture with a question of his own. "Which one is he playing?" he asked. Gomez did not answer that part, which is probably the correct move.
Which one is he playing?
Why this one landed
It is a very Gomez bit in the sense that the joke is the salute. He is not dragging the guy. He is not defending the wife. He is treating a Dr. Seuss costume setup as a feat of logistics and tipping his cap to the man who pulled it off.
It is worth saying plainly that none of this is reporting. Gomez is riffing on a photo somebody sent him. The sources do not name the man, the wife, the side piece, or the party. There is no confirmation that the premise in the caption is even true, and nobody involved is claiming it is anything other than a picture that made two comedians laugh.
What it does tell you is how Gomez's timeline runs when he is not in a fight. This is the same account that spent part of the month getting broken by a jar of mystery mustard in the mail. Between the Skanks studio drama and the Skankfest build, the man still stops to appreciate a costume.
If you want the clip equivalent here, there is not one. There is a photo, a tag, and a four word verdict. Sometimes that is the entire story and stretching it would be a lie.
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