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Mark Normand answers Lindsay Clancy jury news with two words

Yannis Pappas and Jeff Dye were already working the same case.

Mark Normand quote tweeted a report about the Lindsay Clancy jury and wrote two words. "Hung jury." That was the entire post, no thread, no follow up.

Yannis Pappas was already there too, quote tweeting a post about a juror's comment with his own line, "Remember, they were just HER children." Read straight it sounds cold, read as a joke about how people talk about a mother who killed her kids it lands where he wanted it to. Jeff Dye went a different route and posted what he called a "Lindsay Clancy chunk" from his podcast Dye Hard, telling fans to subscribe wherever they listen to pods.

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@yannispappas
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Remember, they were just HER children.
Sep 9, 2026 · View on X

The real story is that a true crime case turned into a week of one liners across three different comics without any of them actually weighing in on the case itself. Normand's pun is a joke about a hung jury, not a legal opinion, and he never said what he thinks the verdict should have been. If you want someone actually talking through the case, that is the Dye Hard episode, not the tweets.

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@marknorm
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Hung jury
Sep 11, 2026 · View on X

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