Luis J. Gomez wants his career to end like Segura's
A fan called Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer washed, and Luis J. Gomez said he would love to be that washed.
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Luis J. Gomez: I wish my career would end like Segura and Bert's
Paul posted that Segura and Kreischer's careers are coming to an end, and that it is a decade overdue. Luis J. Gomez asked how exactly he defines coming to an end, then said he would happily take that kind of ending for himself. It is a joke at Paul's expense and at Luis's own, not a shot at Tom and Bert.
Watching Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer's careers come to an end has been good. 10 years overdue.
How do you define coming to an end? I wish my career would come to that type of end.
Luis J. Gomez defends weed driving, jokes he is texting while driving
Teacher in RI posted that people who smoke weed while driving are as irresponsible as drunk drivers. Luis replied that tolerance varies a lot and that daily smokers do not actually get high. When @spookydj777 asked how many accidents he has been in, Luis said almost two years accident free, never because of weed, always distracted driving, and that he was driving while typing the reply. @joefreeland1971 said two years without a wreck is no flex given Luis's history, and Luis answered with a meme and told him he was getting boring.
Tolerance varies very widely. If you’re a daily smoker, you don’t actually get high.
I haven’t been in an accident in almost 2 years! And it was never because of weed. Distracted driving every time. (I’m currently driving while I write this)
Luis flexing like not wrecking in 2 years is a fucking accomplishment. The average person gets into an accident like every 20 years.
Yannis Pappas says only a comic can explain the Shroud of Turin
Yannis Pappas posted a bit about the Shroud of Turin (the cloth some believe carries the image of Jesus). He lays out the secular explanation as he hears it: a sculptor with Michelangelo's skill and da Vinci's genius carves a Pietà-level masterpiece, rubs a designer towel on it, then throws the statue away so the towel can be sold as a fake relic for a little cash. His closer is that scientists are not qualified to tell you this, only a comic is.
What scientists aren’t qualified to tell you is that the secular explanation for the Shroud of Turin is a guy with the skill of Michelangelo & the genius of da Vinci sculpted the Pietà, rubbed a designer towel against it, then threw away that masterpiece.
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